Simply Positive Thoughts

Some mornings you wake up ready to conquer the world. Other mornings, you congratulate yourself for remembering pants. Both mornings are valid. Life isn't a straight path lined with glitter and inspirational background music. It's potholes, U-turns, and GPS re-routing... a lot. Sometimes you’ll look around at your life — the messy living room, the half-written dreams, the unanswered texts — and think: " Wow. I am one bad haircut away from total collapse ." Good news: That feeling? 100% normal . Bad news: You’ll probably feel it again next Tuesday. (Even if you miraculously avoid the bad haircut.) But here’s the truth we forget: Messy doesn’t mean broken. Messy means you’re moving.  Babies fall approximately 500 times before they figure out walking. Do you know what people say when they fall? "Aww, look at them go!" No one says, "Geez, what a failure. Get a job already, kid." Why are you any different? ✨ If you’re trying, you’re winning. ✨ If you’re...

  (Eventually...Probably While You're Eating Chips in Pajamas) Let me paint you a picture: You’re sitting on the floor surrounded by crumpled tissues, empty coffee cups, and that weird existential dread that hits at 2 AM on a Wednesday. Your phone just autocorrected your motivational message to “You’re hot disappointment,” from "You're not disappointment", your dog is judging you, and nothing—nothing—is going according to plan. Welcome to the glorious chaos of now. If this moment were a movie scene, it would be in slow motion, with dramatic music, and possibly a squirrel running across the background for no reason. You feel broken, like a piñata after a toddler birthday party. But listen up, my beautifully disheveled friend: this isn’t the end of your story—this is just the dramatic montage before the triumph. The Plot Twist You Didn’t Ask For You know what they say (or at least what I say when I’ve had too much chai): life doesn’t always go according to plan because,...

Ah, ambition. That little voice in your head whispering, “Go get ‘em, champ!” while simultaneously making you question if sleep is actually necessary. It’s great to dream big, push boundaries, and aim for the stars—but not if you forget to check in with your fellow earthlings along the way (a.k.a. your loved ones). The Ambition Trap So, you’ve set your sights on conquering the world? Amazing! But if you’re too busy planning your empire to remember your mom’s birthday or respond to your friend’s text from three weeks ago, we have a small problem. Ambition should elevate your life, not consume it entirely. Remember, even superheroes take breaks (looking at you, Batman—Alfred deserves more credit). Why Family Time Matters Picture this: You’ve crushed your goals, climbed the mountain of success, and reached the pinnacle of your career—only to turn around and realize no one is there cheering for you because you forgot to nurture your relationships. Yikes. Your family and friends are your bu...

Ever had one of those days where you say something embarrassing, trip over absolutely nothing, or send a text to the wrong person, and suddenly, you wish you were made of Teflon so nothing could stick? Or maybe someone threw a little negativity your way, and instead of brushing it off, you overanalyzed it for the next 48 hours like it was a PhD dissertation? Well, my friend, the solution to all of life’s nonsense is thickness. Not in the physical sense (although having a little extra padding does help when you accidentally walk into furniture), but in the mental and emotional sense. So, let’s answer life’s most important question: How thick should you be to be unscathed? Step 1: The Thickness Scale 🏋️‍♂️ Thickness comes in levels. Some people are as delicate as a tissue in a thunderstorm, while others are built like a brick wall that even the worst gossip can’t crack. 🔹 Level 1: The Tissue Paper Warrior – Overthinks a typo in an email for three days. Takes criticism as a personal att...